people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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