He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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