I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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