What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
My dick has a subreddit
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We're too hungover to prance.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
there is puke in my bra ... again
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