Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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