If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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