I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Randomize