He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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