i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
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whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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