One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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