I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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