He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
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