I don't think brook has ever known best
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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