This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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