i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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