we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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