question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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