found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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