it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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