just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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