you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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