I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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