OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
they need to just BURY HIM!
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Text me some of your sweat
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
