just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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