Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
It's just like the Real World with babies
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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