so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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