: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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