I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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