IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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