So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
They have beer where we have blood.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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