Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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