I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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