so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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