ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
do herpes really smell.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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