i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
In other news, I just burned my penis
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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