I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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