I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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