Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I could fuck to npr.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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