So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
