Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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