SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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