No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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