I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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