haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Come see our sink grown plant.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
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I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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