He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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