drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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