Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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