Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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