Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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