so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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