69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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