Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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