I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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