You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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