Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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