ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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