I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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